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Field Engineers from Texas are known to BRAG!

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Ever met a field engineer from Texas who wasn't bragging? He must have been a mute!

A field engineer, a Texan, was drinking in a New York bar, when he got a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar. He announced, “My wife just gave birth to a baby boy weighing 15 pounds!”

Nobody could believe that any new baby could weigh in at 15 pounds, but the Texan just shrugged, "That's about average down home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender asked, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 15 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were going to call you. So... How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Eleven pounds."

The bartender looked puzzled. "What happened? He weighed 15 pounds the day he was born!”

The field engineer from Texas to a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wiped his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans toward the bartender and proudly said, "We had him circumcised!”

Created by dlucier
Last modified Sunday, Feb-25-2007 06:20 AM
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