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Old Field Engineer Shopping for Jewelry

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An old field engineer shops for jewelry for a vivacious young girlfriend.

One Friday afternoon, an elderly field engineer in Manhattan goes into a lavish jewelry store with a young, shapely blonde on his arm. He asks to see a special diamond ring for a present for his "friend."

The salesman pulls out a $5000 ring.

"I don't think you understand, I want something VERY special."

"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," returned the jeweler.

The bossomed lady's eyes sparkled as her curvy body trembled with excitement. the gentleman said, "We'll take it."

"And how will you pay for it sir?" asked the jeweler.

"By check, if you don't mind" said the field engineer. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I"ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds are in my account. We'll be back to pick up the ring in the afternoon."

"That sounds fine," said the jeweler, watching the snuggling couple leave the store.

On Monday morning, the disgruntled jewelry called the old man. "There's no money in the account. What scam were you trying to pull?"

"I know. I'm sorry." said the delighted field engineer. "But can you imagine how good of a weekend I had?"

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