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Gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
Septic tank truck: "Yesterday's meals on wheels."
Proctolgist's office: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip, call a plumber."
Tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
Maternity room door: "Push, push, PUSH!"
Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you are looking for, you've come to the right place."
Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
Fence with a dog inside: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
Car Repo shop: "The best way to get back on your fee--miss a car payment."
Muffler shop: "No appointment needed. We'll hear you coming."
Veterinarian waiting room. "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, we will."
Restaurant window: "Don't stand out there hungry. Come in and get fed up!"
Funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!"
Propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
Radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak!"
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