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Learning a foreign language can be difficult. How about those immigrants who come to America and try to learn the American version of English? Could there be a language more difficult (yet important) to learn? It is the international business language, by default. Surely there must be an easier language to learn!
  1. The bandage was wound around the boy’s wound.
  2. The farm was used to produce fruits and other produce.
  3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse to accept more refuse.
  4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
  5. He could lead the race if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert before he finished his dessert while in the desert.
  6. Since there is not time like the present, he thought it was time to present her with her birthday present.
  7. A drummer painted a large-mouth bass on the head of the bass drum.
  8. When shot at, the dove flapped its wings and dove into the bushes.
  9. The defense lawyer did not object to the object defendant had in his hand.
  10. The insurance company claimed that the coverage was invalid for the invalid.
  11. There was a row among the oarsmen about the proper way to row the boat.
  12. They were too close to the door to close it properly.
  13. The seamstress, an accomplished sewer, dropped her needles down the sewer.
  14. To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  15. The wind was too strong to wind the rope on the sail.
  16. After number of injections of pain killers, my jaw got number.
  17. Upon seeing the tears, in the painting the artist broke down in tears.
  18. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
  19. How can I intimate this to my most intimate of friends?
Created by dlucier
Last modified Monday, Aug-13-2007 02:58 PM
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