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Questions and Answers from an AARP for Aging Field Engineers

Question: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, sexy men who are Interested in them?

Answer: Try a bookstore under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A : Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?

A : Take off your glasses. (This really does work.)

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. (Been there...just today as a matter of fact!!)

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Soooo true! And I love it.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A : On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter Antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember ...

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