Don't get mad, get even!
Field Engineers always find a way to even the score. Submitted by Charlie POnd (FEP-1978)
It seems two GETSCO field engineers crossed paths at Albany International Airport, one leaving for a long-term field assignment and the other returning after one.
After exchanging the usual greetings and back slapping, the arriving engineer asked his friend: "Say, if I were to go and sleep with your wife while you're away and I fathered a child with her, would that make us, you and me, kin?"
"I don't know," said the departing engineer. "But it sure would make us even!"
Observations by Charlie Pond (FEP-1978)
The first one blurted out, "Oh my God. I can't believe it. My wife and my girlfriend are coming toward us! What do I do?"
The second one responded, "I was going to ask the same thing!"